I know. Some people are going to remark that you can’t proclaim the winner of a yearly contest 10 months before the year ends: who knows what will poke out during the rest of the year? I know.

And my answer to this very legitimate remark is: who-the-fuck-cares.

Come one, do you seriously expect that anything more beautifully creepy than this will come out in 2018? I don’t.

And therefore, without further ado, I’m delighted to present you, more than 10 months in advance, the

Creepiest YouTube Video of 2018:

Kudos to the man.